Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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