wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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