it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The struggles of a small town man whore
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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