the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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