i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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