Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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