brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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