They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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