This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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