Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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