I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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