he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.