that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.