Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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