yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I died a long time ago.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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