If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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