the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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