Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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