I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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