Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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