We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my being single is dangerous.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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