Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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