I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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