ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.