It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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