Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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