woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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