Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Drunk is not a location!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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