i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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