their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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