My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria