have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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