Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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