It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
