Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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