I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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