just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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