Well douche your snatch and let's go!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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