thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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