This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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