i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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