they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.