Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.