So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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