Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't shave. On purpose
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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