My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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