I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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