Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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