The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I need a beard to bite.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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