Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG