Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.