chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She told me I should be a condom model.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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