you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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